top 10 reasons george noory sucks and so do you secret listeners

[axegrinder]

1. the man is a general idiot in all regards.
2. he looks like he has a mental issue.
3. he talks down to guests.
4. he treats callers like crap.
5. he can not interview worth crap.
6. his questions are of a child mind.
7. All his callers are idiots.
8. he has handlers, like a circus animal, what the fuck is that???
9. and worker in the light, was NOT written by george, the other guy wrote it all of it
10. You should hate him and all those around him for killing coast to coast.

..and you all suck too, you know who you are, that come here and say george sucks, and then run out and listen to the show. Screw you!!! You people make me sick!! You come here and fake hate on george, and go and listen to the show. You people are the reason the show is going, you two bit lame ass fake haters.

BE REAL!!

[doctor_morgus]

i would like to cordially invite you to go to hell.  you are everything that's wrong with the world today.  i hope you get a lengthy case of diarrhea which brings about death by dehydration.  george is a nice, kind man and he is doing a good job hosting the show.  you're just mad because art bell is an old fart who is too tired and too boring to host the show anymore.  art bell wishes he had only 5% of the talent george noory possess in his stool samples.  piss off.

[axegrinder]

i would like to cordially invite you to go to hell.  you are everything that's wrong with the world today.  i hope you get a lengthy case of diarrhea which brings about death by dehydration.  george is a nice, kind man and he is doing a good job hosting the show.  you're just mad because art bell is an old fart who is too tired and too boring to host the show anymore.  art bell wishes he had only 5% of the talent george noory possess in his stool samples.  piss off.

i would like to cordially invite you to kiss my ass. and when I get that diarrhea I'm going shit on your keyboard.

[The Eradicator]

i would like to cordially invite you to go to hell.  you are everything that's wrong with the world today.  i hope you get a lengthy case of diarrhea which brings about death by dehydration.  george is a nice, kind man and he is doing a good job hosting the show.  you're just mad because art bell is an old fart who is too tired and too boring to host the show anymore.  art bell wishes he had only 5% of the talent george noory possess in his stool samples.  piss off.

You got to be kidding me?!

Sorry to slap Noory's cock out of your mouth ... but you have no idea what your talking about! Noory is a complete and utter useless tool! If Art did only have 5% talent, it would be a 1 million percent increase than that total fuck dummy they place in front of the mic every night.

[Art is the Best]

Someone's got to listen to him to tell us all the innane comments he's making. It was a fun ride with Art, but really, isn't it at least better that we have George to blame rather than nothing at all? I think so! Our little community here wouldn't exist if it weren't for how much George sucks.

[Michael Vandeven]

Someone's got to listen to him to tell us all the innane comments he's making. It was a fun ride with Art, but really, isn't it at least better that we have George to blame rather than nothing at all? I think so! Our little community here wouldn't exist if it weren't for how much George sucks.

couldn't agree more.  i rely on the people here to keep me apprised of snoory's incompetence rather than having to suffer through it myself.

[axegrinder]

Someone's got to listen to him to tell us all the innane comments he's making. It was a fun ride with Art, but really, isn't it at least better that we have George to blame rather than nothing at all? I think so! Our little community here wouldn't exist if it weren't for how much George sucks.

couldn't agree more.  i rely on the people here to keep me apprised of snoory's incompetence rather than having to suffer through it myself.

so your saying you get the lackies to do the work for you because you dont got the guts to listen to noory yourself??

[Art is the Best]

ok, now axegrinder, whose side are you on?!

[axegrinder]

my own side!

[The Eradicator]

my own side!

You probably listen to Noory every night! Sheesh!

[Spikegirl]

I listen for the guests, not for the Snoron. He just ruins the interview. Last time I checked, I was still living in America, where I have the freedom to listen to a show that I hope will be good, for a change, like it used to be. And then when it's not, I still have the right to complain.

Don't tell me what to do and what to listen to. You can shove your axe where the sun don't shine.

[Michael Vandeven]

You can shove your axe where the sun don't shine.

amen.  shove deeply, turn handle left, remove quickly, enjoy.

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

You can shove your axe where the sun don't shine.

amen.  shove deeply, turn handle left, remove quickly, enjoy.

My money's on step 2 guaranteeing step 4 in this instance, regardless of step 3. Just a hunch.

[Michael Vandeven]

You can shove your axe where the sun don't shine.

amen.  shove deeply, turn handle left, remove quickly, enjoy.

My money's on step 2 guaranteeing step 4 in this instance, regardless of step 3. Just a hunch.

god damn you people are funny.

[Art is the Best]

I listen for the guests, not for the Snoron.

Me too. And 'The Snoron'! That's got to be the best one yet.

[Max]

you guys are just too much for me.. I'm dying laughing here..

[axegrinder]

I bet you tried this yourself before posting so you got the steps right.

what a bunch of ass bandits you are

[EvB]

Reason George Noory is the Coast-to-Coast host with the most:

He asks the tough questions

Is it a portal?

Are those KILLER bees?

How do you know it isn't a robot?

and the all time classic:  If you beat and kick a baby . . . . .

y'all know the rest.